Overheard at the Deli:

Millennial #1: “I don’t get ragging on Breakfast Club like it’s all harassment and stuff. What does she want, movies w/no stories b/c they eliminate human nature?”

Millennial #2: “Yes. Eliminating human nature is the whole point.”

Millennial #1: (Emphatic agreement) “RIGHT?”

Millennial #2: “So it’s all superheroes now.

Deli counter guy, to me: “I’m never havin’ kids…”

I took my leave, thinking, “Well then, I guess “mission accomplished?

I need to find a new place to get an egg sandwich

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